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Report: Girl Ghosting You Probably Just Doesn’t Check Facebook All that Often


CALABASAS, CA - Sunday afternoon, you concluded senior Patty Illinoire, 21, who you messaged a day ago asking to hang out without receiving a response because she is ghosting you, probably just doesn’t check her Facebook all that often, sources confirmed.

“She hasn’t even seen my message. It’s rather peculiar,” you told a reporter. “I guess she just keeps herself really busy and doesn’t allot herself a lot of time for social media. I even kind of admire it.”

Even though she looked at the preview of your message and decided not to even open it, you said, “She probably barely checks her phone.” At press time, sources confirmed you sent her an unassuming question mark, a gentle reminder that she will also be too busy to look at.

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