Student Excited for Summer Internship Soon to Realize Field of Study Kinda Sucks
MALIBU, CA - Sources report rising junior Jack O’Dowd is ecstatic after receiving a phone call from Narwhal Accounting, letting him know after he went through two rounds of interview with the company, they have hired him for an internship of which he is unaware he will be referring to as a “total fucking drag.”
O'Dowd is reportedly excited to “get his feet wet,” and “gain some really valuable experience working for such a reputable company,” blissfully unaware of the labored feeling he’ll get in pit of his stomach when he wakes up at 6 a.m. everyday in the summer to get up and prepare for several hours of working at the firm.
“This is a great opportunity to network with and gain insight from some established professionals,” O'Dowd said, not at all comprehending that his upcoming summer gig will make him rethink his major and already mapped out career, alerting him he might have planned on a life of quiet desperation.
“I’m super stoked for my first day," he added.
At press time, sources close to O’Dowd report he in all likelihood will shrug it off and go with it for the next 45 years.
